Give it a rest

If I never see or hear another story on Michael Jackson, it will be too soon. Let the man die.

From the calendar: One of my favorites
July 24-"You might be a Redneck if.... You've come back from the dump with more than you took."

I like this one too:
July 29-"You might be a Redneck if.....You've ever decorated a birthday cake with a caulk gun."