Everyone is copying the Twins Homer Hankies. We still have two from the two World Series in the 80's which the Twins won. Now everyone has a towel or something to wave.

I read that Rush Limbaugh is part of a group that wants to buy the NFL St. Louis Rams team. Would they become the St. Louis Ditto Heads and can you imagine what logo would be? Maybe a dunce cap?

From the calendar:
"You might be a Redneck if .....You've been ejected from bingo."