Now that the House has passed their Health Reform Bill of 2000 pages, maybe some genius could condense it down to a page or two so most of us can understand it. That should be worth a Nobel Peace Prize or at least the one for Economics. I don't think it has a chance in the Senate, however.

From the calendar:
"You might be a Redneck if.... All your daughters have appeared in a 'Girls Gone Wild' video."