The internet through Bresnan.net was out all over town for about three hours this morning. On Thursdays I drink coffee (hot chocolate for me) with my homies. I'm among the youngest. One of the guys was asking about the internet being down because his wife was going crazy because she couldn't get on Facebook. The lady has to be in her mid-seventies-and I felt guilty about being on Facebook at my age.
Checked the SPAM box on my laptop this morning-19 SPAMs and 18 were for Viagra and its ilk.

From the calendar-a couple of my favorites:
"You might be a Redneck if...You're older than your stepmom.
or
....You've head-butted a slot machine."