After beginning the moving process after over thirty years in the same house, I offer the following sage advice-start throwing, shredding, and giving away now. I am about to burn up a shredder after disposing of tax returns and other papers going back to the last century. YOU CAN'T GET STARTED TOO EARLY!

Can't pass this one by:
"You might be a Redneck if...Healthy foods give you indigestion."