Friday, July 17, 2009

Male points-Gains/losses

Male points are best described as those actions/habits which define one's masculinity.
Last night I passed up a baseball game (loss) to attend a play (loss)-Peter Pan. It was a special performance for patrons of Casper College's theatre. We are patrons for the college; Stage III, a local theatre group, and have season tickets for the Broadway plays at the Events Center (big loss). The Ghosts [5-14] actually won and I missed it (loss). At the play, which is also a fund raiser, they served sausages, lemon bars, brownies (neutral) prior to the performance and chocolate coated strawberries (also neutral since all these foods are basics) at intermission.
To make up for my loss of male points I worked in the yard (gain), worked out (gain), serviced the car (gain) and this afternoon I plan to watch more episodes of Ice Road Truckers (gain) while I'm washing clothes (loss). I like football and baseball (gain). I like soccer (neutral at this time) and I watch Sports Center (big gain).
To really earn male points I might listen to a Country/Western radio station (gain) except I can't stand Country/Western music (loss). I like 60's and 70's music (neutral). I may also need to rent a dog with hound, pit bull, or German Shepherd in its blood line (gain). A dog of uncertain pedigree might also do (gain).
I like to read newspapers, mysteries, and sports magazines (gain) but not Readers' Digest or the New Yorker {except for the cartoon} (loss).
I think I'm on top of it but I guy can't be too careful. BTW I'm going to a ballgame tonight.
Blogging? (indeterminate at this time.)

1 comment:

  1. I don't think you have to worry about your man-card being pulled anytime soon.

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