Things I can't make up:

About 11:30 this morning I opened our e-mail. One item was a receipt from OLD NAVY in Walpole, MA. Items purchased were an OUCH (whatever that is), a small (I don't think I ever wore anything small) rayon tank top, and 2 pair of uniform shorts. I also don't think I need gym shorts or whatever uniform shorts are. Fortunately the store number was listed. The time the items were purchased was 12:25 and it was just little after 11:00 am in Denver. I finally wound up talking to the store manager. I explained that I live in Denver and hadn't been in Massachusetts in years. I had checked the last four credit card numbers listed on the receipt and they weren't from any card of mine. The manager said sometimes they e-mail receipts and apparently someone had listed the wrong e-mail address. She said they would call when they solved the mystery. I'm still waiting for the call.