Some people wake up each morning to the chirping of birds or the wind or rain or sun in the window. Not me. My wake-up call is the Denver Post paper person as he races through the neighborhood tossing papers from his bright yellow GEO, which is the American equivalent of a Yugo. He need a new muffler and his cornering leaves much to be desired. I was used to having my paper on my doorstep. Now I hope he hits the driveway and not moisture if the sprinkler has run or is still running. Big city life.