Last weekend I discovered there are a lot of bikers in Colorado. No, not that kind who wear "leathers" from their necks to their toes with Harley Davidson or their biker club on the back. These are the bikers who wear Lycra shorts with jerseys made of some sort of synthetic material. They don't refer to their bikes as 'hogs' but rather '10 speeds'. These folks don't hate "helmet laws" but rather don helmets as accepted biker wear.
They probably don't consider Sturgis, SD, a utopia but just any place with bike trails or safe streets is considered OK. Anyway, on the weekends their numbers just multiply. Their colorful jerseys contrast with the dark leathers. Best thing is you don't have to listen to them as they roar down streets and highways.

"You might be a Redneck if...your bicycle has a gun rack."