Spring time in the Rockies: It took me two days to mow my lawn. OK, there was a snow storm on the first day. I thought I could beat the snow, donned my ski cap and ski gloves, and mowed like crazy. I did get the front done yesterday before the snow forced me to stop. I finished the back this morning. Grass was still a little wet.
Speaking of twins-I finally got the watch the Minnesota Twins last night but the game was in Cleveland so I couldn't see their new stadium.

From the calendar:
"You might be a Redneck if....Your underwear is older than your wife."