THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW:
As I was driving across town to have coffee/hot chocolate with my Homies I couldn't ignore the number of political yard signs. There is a hot contest for coroner after the previous coroner was fired and put on probation for stealing prescription medicines from the homes of the deceased clientele he investigated. A nurse, the incumbent, is running against a fireman. She's an RN while I don't think he has a degree but the point is that a war of yard signs is being fought for a primary in September. It's the same case with four Republicans running for the November spot for governor. I sorta like one but he won't win. He just isn't conservative enough. That what lawn sign profess-"I am the most conservative candidate." It doesn't matter if he/she has almost no any other quality attributes.
THE LAW SHOULD BE: No yard signs may be posted before July 1 for a September primary. May is just too early. It's visual pollution.

For: K & E; A & R
"You may be a Redneck if...There are bumper stickers on your baby stroller."