You're off the ark

With the threat of rain this weekend, I felt the need to revise the ark's passenger list.
The following will be denied passage:
1. The two doves or pigeons who coo @ 6:00 every morning.
2. The two dogs that start barking round 7:00 each morning.
3. Dick and Liz Cheney, father and daughter, who won't shut up and go away.
4. The NY Yankees for trying to buy a pennant every year.
5. The clown who shoots off fireworks most nights around 10:00.
6. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for horrific leadership.
7. The Congress for trying to pass a half-rectal health bill to meet the President's deadline rather than writing a bill that is more for the common good than the political good.
8. Rush, Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Glen Beck and Dr. Laura-can you imagine this bunch breeding?
9. Birthers
Welcome aboard!
1. G.W. Bush for staying out of sight since 1-20-09.
2. The Colorado Rockies