I'm not that old

Yesterday at the UW-UNLV FB game in Laramie, I did something I never thought I would do. I rode the golf cart for the handicapped and seniors from the second level down to the main level. I left the game with a minute or so to go. The cart was getting ready to take a couple down. I asked if I could go down with them and the driver said sure. It's faster to take the cart and I was trying to avoid as much post-game traffic as possible. I did beat most of the crowd and had a smooth getaway. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. I'm not that old!